Statham stomps ass

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If you can’t wait until Thanksgiving weekend to see Jason Statham pack a wallop in TRANSPORTER 3 (or you just don’t want to brave the crazy TWILIGHT crowds), here’s a little taste.

In the third flick in the series, Statham does the same as he did previously: deliver things under duress, and engage in vaguely homoerotic fisticuffs (often in fluids) with random goons of varying size and ethnicity. Check out the below clip of Statham cracking faces with feet and cars, all while being observed by a freckled chick with whom he will not have sex.

Source: JoBlo

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