Well you all can take this story and file it right under no f*cking way is this true. Nevertheless, some things are so outlandishly ridiculous that I can’t help myself from drawing attention to them.
Like the Internet Movie Database (IMDB.com) listing Oliver Stone as the director of the next HALLOWEEN.
Yes, you heard me right. Click on this link to see what is probably the best prank you could pull on a genre fan since Tarantino was rumored to want the reins for a new FRIDAY THE 13TH. After all, it seems far more likely that Stone would play Michael Myers in a new chapter than direct him.
This will no doubt get denied by some one or other before we get too deep into the day, so enjoy before the listing gets updated to a more believable possible director – like Ron Howard…or Stanley Kubrick.