Super Bat? Spader-Man? Robert Cop? Take a look at these incredible toy knock-offs!

Aside from the fact that I have the schedule of a vampire, I rather enjoy doing the “graveyard shift” here at JoBlo.com. It allows me to post about stuff that’s a little different and a little weirder than your average casting news or whatever. I don’t always find oddities, but when I do… oh lordy!

Case in point: Urlesque has compiled a whole bunch of misinterpreted and incorrectly translated toy knock-offs and bootlegs from overseas, and boy, do I want my very own authentic ROBERT COP right the f*ck now!

Below I’ve included just a handful of the toys, but there are a whole lot more such as “Blandness Girl” and “Prist” (which just feels so unwholesome somehow) over at Urlesque. Go on and check ’em out!