Sweeney Sparrow?!

By Ben Barna

Posted 18 years ago

Can someone please help me out here? What the hell is Jack Sparrow doing in the trailer for Sweeney Todd? Am I going berserk, or does Jack Sparrow show up every time we’re supposed to see Sweeney Todd? What are clips from the PIRATES movies doing in a trailer TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET! Has the world gone mad? Have I? Someone at the studio who f*cked this up and needs to be turned into a meat pie and be eaten by my entire overweight family. All I know is that when I go to SWEENEY TODD in theatres, Captain Jack Sparrow better not show his painted face, or I will for sure ask for a refund. Check out what I’m talking about BELOW.

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Ben Barna

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Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

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