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Awfully Good: Elves

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Elves (1989) Director: Jeffrey Mandel Stars: Dan Haggerty, Julie Austin, Deanna Lund A teenage girl is stalked by a demonic elf that was created by her Nazi grandfather to mate with her and bring about the master Aryan race...

Awfully Good: Meet the Deedles

Posted 12 years ago

Jason In this week’s column, we honor the late Paul Walker. I considered doing that movie where he was reincarnated as an animatronic dinosaur with Denise Richards, but decided to go with this one. Meet the Deedles (1998) Director: Steve...

Awfully Good: National Lampoon’s Holiday Reunion

Posted 12 years ago

Jason National Lampoon’s Holiday Reunion (2003) Director: Neal Israel Stars: Bryan Cranston, Judge Reinhold, Penelope Ann Miller Judge Reinhold goes to visit Walter White for Thanksgiving. Nothing says “heartwarming Thanksgiving film” like Bryan Cranston from “Breaking Bad” naked… bear hugging...

Awfully Good: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Posted 13 years ago

Jason   The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) Director: Rod Amateau Stars: Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro, Katie Barberi A sweet coming-of-age story about a young boy and his group of—KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM WITH FIRE! Dear merciful Lord; what...

Awfully Good: Hawk the Slayer

Posted 13 years ago

Jason A fantasy realm. Feuding brothers. Odd-looking elves. A guy with a giant hammer. I’ve been waiting to feature HAWK THE SLAYER and with THOR: THE DARK WORLD out this week, the time is right. Hawk the Slayer (1980) Director:...

Awfully Good: Ernest Scared Stupid

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Director: John Cherry Stars: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler Ernest P. Worrell accidentally unleashes a gruesome troll that turns children in to wood. The ERNEST movies are stupid. I don’t think anybody would argue...

Awfully Good: Demons

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Demons (1985) Director: Lamberto Bava Stars:Natasha Hovey, Urbano Barberini, Paola Cozzo A group of people get trapped in a movie theater where the feature presentation turns them in to bloodthirsty monsters. A movie so bad it almost kills you?...

Awfully Good: The Manitou

Posted 13 years ago

Jason The Manitou (1978) Director: William Girdler Stars: Tony Curtis, Susan Strasberg, Michael Ansara A woman discovers she has an ancient Indian man growing on her neck. Hilarity ensues! Every movie requires multiple levels of approval. A studio commissions a...

Awfully Good: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) Director: Kim Henkel Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Renee Zellweger, Tonie Perensky Four teenagers heading home after prom crash their car and seek help from the wrong family. If you’ve heard of 1994’s TEXAS...

Awfully Good: From Beyond

Posted 13 years ago

Jason It’s October… Time for a month of Awfully Good horror flicks! From Beyond (1986) Director: Stuart Gordon Stars: Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, Ken Foree Scientists build an experimental resonating machine to stimulate certain parts of the brain, but instead...

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