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Awfully Good: Angels in the Outfield

Jason Relive some retro Joseph Gordon-Levitt as you froth at the mouth in anticipation for LOOPER! Angels in the Outfield (1994) Director: William Dear Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Danny Glover, Tony Danza God cheats at baseball so a young boy can...
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Awfully Good: Judge Dredd

Jason I’ve seen DREDD and am proud to report that it kicks enough ass to wipe the horrid memory of the 1995 Stallone version from your mind. But for old time’s sake… JUDGE DREDD (1995) Director: Danny Cannon Stars: Sylvester...
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Awfully Good: Street Trash

Jason Street Trash (1987) Director: J. Michael Muro Stars: Bill Chepil, Vic Noto, James Lorinz The new adult beverage Viper is so good, it’ll make your face melt! Let’s not play games. The only reason to watch something like STREET...
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Awfully Good: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

Jason Still hard to believe Michael Clarke Duncan is no longer with us. Let’s honor the man’s memory by revisiting his Awfully Goodest movie. Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li (2009) Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak Stars: Kristen Kreuk, Chris Klein, Neal...
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Awfully Good: Chairman of the Board

Jason With summer ending, I had fun and sun on my mind. That made me think of surfing. Which, for some reason, made me think of Carrot Top. Chairman of the Board (1998) Director: Alex Zamm Stars: Carrot Top, Courtney...
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Awfully Good: Nude Nuns With Big Guns

Jason Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010) Director: Joseph Guzman Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Bill Oberst Jr. After a nun is shot and left for dead in a drug deal gone wrong, she returns as a holy vigilante intent...
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Awfully Good: Rhinestone

Jason Hey, remember that time Sylvester Stallone dressed in a sequined cowboy outfit and sang country music? Enjoy THE EXPENDABLES 2! Rhinestone (1984) Director: Bob Clark Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Dolly Parton, Richard Farnsworth A country music star makes a bet...
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Awfully Good: Ed

Jason With the Olympics in full swing I was in the mood for a bad sports movie. Some faithful Awfully Good readers gave me more than I bargained for. Ed (1996) Director: Bill Couturié Stars: Matt LeBlanc, Jack Warden, Jim...
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Awfully Good: Mr. Nanny

Jason Let us pay our respect to the late Sherman Hemsley by cherishing his greatest cinematic work. Mr. Nanny (1993) Director: Michael Gottlieb Stars: Hulk Hogan, Sherman Hemsley, Madeline Zima A former wrestler gets hired as a bodyguard for a...
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Awfully Good: Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jason Wit the eighth STEP UP sequel shuffling its way to theaters this week, we’ve got dancing on the mind. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984) Director: Sam Firstenberg Stars: Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones, Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers, Lucinda Dickey In order...
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