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Awfully Good: Alone in the Dark

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Alone in the Dark (2005) Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, The Arrow Is there a plot? Something about paranormal investigators, an ancient society and a portal that could unleash hell on Earth. Also, Tara Reid shouldn’t...

Awfully Good: Scorpion King 3

Posted 14 years ago

Jason The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) Director:Roel Reine Stars: Billy Zane, Ron Perlman, Victor Webster Is there a plot? The Rock Lite® is caught between Billy Zane and Ron Perlman. And not in the sexy way that...

Awfully Good: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl

Posted 14 years ago

Jason How was your Valentine’s Day? Hopefully minimal on the arterial bloodsprays. Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009) Director: Yoshihiro Nishimura, Naoyuki Tomomatsu Stars: Yukie Kawamura, Takumi Saito, Eri Otoguro Is there a plot? TWILIGHT with neck bolts. What’s the...

Awfully Good: Forces of Nature

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Next week is Valentine’s Day! Time for another terrible Ben Affleck romantic comedy! Forces of Nature (1999) Director: Bronwen Hughes Stars: Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Maura Tierney Is there a plot? God hates Ben Affleck and does not want...

Awfully Good: Absolution

Posted 15 years ago

Jason The bargain DVD bin at your local Wal-Mart or Best Buy can be a treasure trove of Awfully Good titles, as long as you know what to look for. A sci-fi movie starring Mario Lopez, Jaime Pressly and Richard...

Awfully Good: Master of Disguise

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Between seeing Dana Carvey’s three-second cameo in JACK AND JILL and encountering his former SNL costar Rob Schnedier last week, I was reminded that this movie exists. I am filled with regret. The Master of Disguise (2002) Director: Perry...

Awfully Good: Breaker! Breaker!

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Our own departing Mike Sampson requested this gem and what better way to go out than on the muscular shoulders of Chuck Norris. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) Director: Don Hulette Stars: Chuck Norris, Terry O’Connor, Fists Is there a plot?...

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Awfully Good: No Retreat, No Surrender

Posted 15 years ago

Jason No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) Director: Corey Yuen Stars: Kurt McKinney, J.W. Fails, Jean-Claude Van Damme Is there a plot? After his dad runs away from the mob like a galloping sissy, a young aspiring martial artist is trained...

Awfully Good: Eight Crazy Nights

Posted 15 years ago

Jason “But Jason, what about all your Jewish readers? When’s gonna be our time?!” Here you go. The one Hanukkah movie in existence. From the people who brought you JACK AND JILL. Eight Crazy Nights (2002) Director: Seth Kearsley Stars:...

Awfully Good: Home Alone 4

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Home Alone 4 (2002) Director: Rod Daniel Stars: French Stewart, Joanna Going, Missi Pyle Is there a plot? Seriously, shouldn’t this kid be in Child Protective Services by now? What’s the damage? I was just a child when the...

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