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Awfully Good: Gwendoline

Posted 15 years ago

Jason The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984) Director: Just Jaeckin Stars: Tawny Kitaen, Brent Huff, Zabou Is there a plot? A naïve young girl ships herself to China on a quest to find her...

Awfully Good: Birdemic

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008) Director: James Nguyen Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Rick Camp Is there a plot? Tommy Wiseau directs an M. Night Shyamalan-scripted remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS. What’s the damage? With the marginal success...

Awfully Good: Sharktopus

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Sharktopus (2010) Director: Declan O’Brien Stars: Eric Roberts, Kerem Bursin, Sara Lane Is there a plot? A genetically modified creature created by the government breaks free and does what genetically modified creatures created by the government do—kills teenagers on...

Awfully Good: Skyline

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Skyline (2010) Director: The Brothers Strause Stars: Eric Balfour, Donald Faison, Brittany Daniel Is there a plot? A group of really stupid people attempt to survive an alien invasion in Los Angeles. What’s the damage? When a DVD cover...

Awfully Good: Leprechaun in the Hood

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Happy St. Patty's Day! Get in the mood with everyone's favorite lucky charm. Leprechaun in the Hood (1996) Director: Rob Spera Stars: Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Anthony Montgomery Is there a plot? A Lep in the hood come to do...

Awfully Good: Barb Wire

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Barb Wire (1996) Director: David Hogan Stars: Pamela Anderson, Udo Kier, Temuera Morrison Is there a plot? Only Pamela Anderson can save the future world from a virulent new strain of Super AIDS! Thank God, it wasn’t hepatitis… What’s...

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Awfully Good: Zardoz

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Zardoz (1974) Director: John Boorman Stars: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, John Aldteron Is there a plot? In 2293, a post-apocalyptic Earth has evolved in to two distinct parts: the enlightened elite known as “Eternals,” who live in a paradise...

Awfully Good: Canvas of Blood

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Like a complimentary reacharound, CANVAS OF BLOOD was a pleasant surprise—a “bonus” movie attached to the DVD for PSYCHO KICKBOXER. Canvas of Blood (1997) Director: Joel Denning Stars: Jack McClernan, Jennifer Hutt Is there a plot? A one-armed college...

Awfully Good: Pumpkin

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Following GIGLI last week, my girlfriend suggested I look at another movie about love and mental retardation. I enjoy not getting kicked in the balls, so here we are. Pumpkin (2002) Director: Anthony Abrams, Adam Larson Brodert Stars: Christina...

Awfully Good: Gigli

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Happy Valentine’s Day! This year I got you something better than chocolate, flowers or desperate sex. Gigli (2003) Director: Martin Brest Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha Is there a plot? The touching story of a lowlife gangster,...

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