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Awfully Good: Escape from L.A.

Posted 16 years ago

Jason For a while I had decided my potential firstborn son would be named Kurt Russell Adams. After much feedback deeming that too silly and/or cruel, I’ve decided to go with Jack Burton Adams. Thanks for all your support Escape...

Awfully Good: Lake Placid 3

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Lake Placid 3 (2010) Director: G.E. Furst Stars:Colin Ferguson, Yancy Butler, Michael Ironside Is there a plot? Betty White’s grandson inherits her lakeside cottage after she dies, as well as her pesky giant reptilian neighbors. What’s the damage? Longtime...

Awfully Good: For Your Height Only

Posted 16 years ago

Jason For Your Height Only (1981) Director: Eddie Nicart Stars:Weng Weng, Yehlen Catral, Carmi Martin Is there a plot? He’s got the suave demeanor of Sean Connery, the good looks of Pierce Brosnan, the raw physicality of Daniel Craig and...

Awfully Good: Halloween Resurrection

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Director: Rick Rosenthal Stars:Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, Jamie Lee Curtis Is there a plot? After finally dispatching his sister and longtime nemesis Laurie Strode, Michael Myers faces his greatest enemies: Busta Rhymes and the Internet. What’s...

Awfully Good: The Gate

Posted 16 years ago

Jason The Gate (1987) Director: Tibor Takács Stars:Stephen Dorff, Christa Denton, Louis Tripp Is there a plot? After an old tree is removed from his yard, a young boy discovers it was hiding a gateway to Satan and his minions....

Awfully Good: Blood Feast

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Not to be confused with our previous entry BLOOD FREAK, the anti-drug movie about mutant turkeys. Blood Feast (1963) Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis Stars:Mal Arnold, William Kerwin, Connie Mason Is there a plot? An insane Egyptian caterer murders young...

Awfully Good: The Love Guru

Posted 16 years ago

Jason The Love Guru (2008) Director: Marco Schnabel Stars:Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake Is there a plot? A perverted holy man attempts to reunite a star hockey player with his wife in order to get on Oprah. What’s the...

Awfully Good: The Crippled Masters

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Where can you go from a Chevy Chase-voiced KARATE DOG? Karate amputees of course! The Crippled Masters (1979) Director: Joe Law Stars: Jackie Conn, Frankie Shum Is there a plot? A man with no arms and a man with...

Awfully Good #75

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Jason’s in San Diego for this year’s Comic-Con, so in his absence relive what is probably the worst comic book movie ever forged! The Spirit (2008) Director: Frank Miller Stars: Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes