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What will you be watching this weekend? (June 29)

Posted 14 years ago

Finally! The work week is over and you’ll have some free time to relax, crack a cold one, pop that corn and nuke some ‘chos all in the noble pursuit of cinematic entertainment! Every Friday, we’d like to hear what...

C’mon Hollywood: Get your big-budget movies under control!

Posted 14 years ago

Since the news of a date push, reshoots, and 3D conversion of G.I. JOE: RETALIATION, it seems that even more big-budget pics have followed suit, leaving most of us to wonder just what the hell is going on in Hollywood...

C’mon Hollywood: What happened to Adam Sandler?

Posted 14 years ago

Adam Sandler has been a household name for decades, appearing in more than twenty-five feature films, five years of SNL, and producing five comedy albums, all of which make up an exceptionally lucrative career. And yet, even with all of...

C’mon Hollywood: Give us more practical effects!

Posted 14 years ago

It’s no secret that CGI has nearly eclipsed practical effects and we’ve all suffered because of it. Gone are the days when the make-up personnel were challenged with creating the impossible. Now, with a few exceptions, filmmakers are leaning towards...

C’mon Hollywood: What happened to the “old school” action movie?

Posted 14 years ago

Seeped in machismo, one-liners, endless ammo, fireball explosions, shredded muscles, and usually ending with a knock-down, drag out finale, the old school action movie was a thing of beauty. We know these movies well, depending on our age and exposure....

C’mon Hollywood: What’s the deal with G.I. Joe: Retaliation?

Posted 14 years ago

This past week, Paramount Pictures dropped a mega bomb on us with the announcement that G.I. JOE: RETALIATION was being moved from its June 29th release date to March 29, 2013, leaving everyone reeling with a “what the f*ck” look...

C’mon Hollywood: Board Games do not make good movies!

Posted 14 years ago

After the rather crappy box office performance of BATTLESHIP, we decided to present you with a possible scenario that led to its creation and shine the spotlight on a trend we’d like to see die a quick death… FADE FROM...

Beyond the Wall: This Week on Game of Thrones (Episode 8 / May 20, 2012)

Posted 14 years ago

NOTE: Join us every MONDAY as we review the latest episode… EPISODE 08: The Prince of Winterfell THE PLOT: The long summer is at an end, winter truly is coming and with it the cold winds of war as five...

C’mon Hollywood: Learn from the success of The Avengers!

Posted 14 years ago

Typically, this column bitches about how f*cked up Hollywood is, but today I’m going to give some praise, albeit not without a warning. A hearty “thank you” is due to Hollywood for somehow managing to not only get THE AVENGERS...

C’mon Hollywood: Enough with teasers for trailers already!

Posted 14 years ago

Last week there was a teaser for the trailer of THE EXPENDABLES 2 released, which featured Terry Crews grabbing his dick and yelling and screaming and then a bunch of explosions. In the middle of it, Crews comes back onscreen,...

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