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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Shark Night 3D’s PG-13? WTF???

Posted 15 years ago

Last summer audiences were delighted, entertained, and all-around thrilled to see a pack of prehistoric piranhas f*cking sh*t up during spring break in the ultra-fun, ultra-violent gore-fest PIRANHA. Oh, and it was all in 3D, no less (as a fun...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Eff the BBFC for Banning The Human Centipede 2!

Posted 15 years ago

One of my favorite horror movies of 2010 was Tom Six’s THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. The film had an interesting look to it, it was well made, and maybe most of all, it was effective. The name itself still sends a...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Come back to US Sci-fi/Horror Verhoeven!

Posted 15 years ago

I can remember it like it was yesterday: a brand-new theater opened in my town with state-of-the-art THX sound, stadium seating, and enough screens to make your head spin (16!!!!). The theater was the big attraction and there was a...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Eff this Carrie remake business!

Posted 15 years ago

One of author Stephen King’s best and most vivid novels is coincidently also his first: Carrie. A book told through the stories of survivors of what happened during that fateful Prom Night when the gymnasium caught fire and everyone burned,...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Vin Diesel would rock as the new Terminator!

Posted 15 years ago

This week marks the fifth entry in the fastest and most furious car chasing franchise to ever hit cinemas with FAST FIVE, and maybe it’s because of this that the latest word from TOKYO DRIFT / FAST & FURIOUS /...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Why making Hatchet 3 is a bad idea

Posted 15 years ago

After being over-saturated with torture porn along the likes of the SAW franchise, the state of horror movies seemed to have lost its balls for the sake of making money at the box office around Halloween. But the fact that...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Don’t Make World War Z PG-13!!

Posted 15 years ago

Author Max Brooks dropped a serious bomb on the whole zombie-rebirth a few years ago with his entertaining, funny, gritty, and all-around awesome novel WORLD WAR Z (WWZ). By using different voices from all around the world to tell their...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Arnold! Make it a comeback, NOT a sell-out!

Posted 15 years ago

The day Arnold Schwarzenegger won the election and became governor of California was bittersweet for me: I lived there at the time and even voted for the guy (who wouldn’t want the f*cking Terminator as their governor???), but it meant...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Enough with the Ghostbusters 3 talk!

Posted 15 years ago

I remember it like it was yesterday: the last day of second grade. My Dad picked me up from school and took me to a packed theater to watch GHOSTBUSTERS 2 opening day Friday, June 16, 1989. For an 8...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Give Rob Zombie a break!

Posted 15 years ago

Eight years ago (or so), I checked out a little movie called HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES at a midnight showing in my college town. The flick paid homage to my favorite film genre of all time and simultaneously had a...

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