it’s the booze talkin

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Dear Mr. Romero…

Posted 16 years ago

Dear Mr. Romero… In recent years I’ve sat and watched as many of the names that shaped my theatrical childhood were brought back to life. Mostly all of them had changed for the worse. Michael Myers was the hulking son...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: When Horror Meets Porn

Posted 16 years ago

When Horror Meets Porn You’d think uniting these two forces would be a no-brainer. An epic marriage of blood curdling screams, unbreakable bondage, and terrifyingly massive erections. I’m not talking about “torture porn” here either, I’m talking about straight up...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Stop remaking Hitchcock!

Posted 16 years ago

Stop Remaking Hitchcock This isn’t about me trying to be some uptight film snob who feels he has the right to protect the classics. I’m just letting you know that the day you decide to remake a Hitchcock film is...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Director Stuart Gordon is NOT DONE!

Posted 16 years ago

Stuart Gordon – NOT DONE! The first thing I did to research this article was enter “best horror directors” into the Google machine just to see where Stuart stood in the minds of my peers. Apparently he doesn`t exist. Of...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Attack of The Asylum!

Posted 16 years ago

Attack of The Asylum! First comes the concept, then the title, then the poster. Somewhere down the line there will be an actual film to make. It’s a method of madness that seems sketchy at best, perhaps a drunken brainstorm...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Last chance for Predators!

Posted 16 years ago

Predators: Do or Die I’m sure you’ve seen the new pictures by now. If you listened real close you could hear the collective vascular pitter-patter of a million hopeful fanboys staring at their monitors. And while there may be a...