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The Ten Spot: 10 Awful Re-Imagined Movie Characters

I don’t hate remakes. There’s plenty of decent ones to go around. I do hate the phrase “re-imagining”. There’s just some sort of smug undertone to it that says “I have a better way of telling someone else’s story”. Look,...
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The Ten Spot: The Best of The Expendables — Part 2

Stallone. Schwarzenegger. Willis. Van Damme. Statham. Li. Lundgren. Norris. Fuck yeah. Chris THE EXPENDABLES 2, whether or not it turns out to be a good movie (don’t worry- it is), is shaping up to be the one of the most...
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The Ten Spot: The Best of The Expendables — Part 1

Stallone. Schwarzenegger. Willis. Van Damme. Statham. Li. Lundgren. Norris. Fuck yeah. Chris THE EXPENDABLES 2, whether or not it turns out to be a good movie, is shaping up to be the one of the most star-studded action team up...
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The Ten Spot: The Line-Up at Our Movie Band Music Festival

What better way to end your Summer vacation than to rock the only festival to feature your favorite fictional bands from the big screen? We really focused on variety here so Schmoes of all ages can enjoy themselves. Except children....
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The Ten Spot: My Favorite Stupid Criminals in Movies

Movies have taught me endless ways to commit the perfect crimes. Any free time I have on the weekends is spent executing elaborate heists, cracking safes, and dragging giant vaults throughout the otherwise quiet streets of my small Canadian town....
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The Ten Spot: Top 10 Best Batman Villains

A hero’s only as good as his adversaries, and the Batman universe contains one of the richest rogues galleries one could imagine- second, in my opinion, only to the world of James Bond. In contrast to the dark and sullen...
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The Ten Spot: The 12 Best Stephen King Adaptations

There is a definite second coming in my life as far as Stephen King goes. I picked up his novel, ’11/22/63′, to simply pass some time at my day job and fell in love with every page. Then, seeing if...
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The Ten Spot: 10 Great Moments With Condoms

Last week I was listening to Chuck Palahniuk’s novel” ‘Damned’, and the reader mentioned the word “condom”. So here we are. I wish all lists were this easy to come up with. However, even though the condom might be the...
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The Ten Spot: My 10 Favorite Potheads

I had to be reminded about the festivities surrounding today (4/20) by my boss. I’ve never been a big smoker as I’ve always preferred to lap the drink for my personal destruction. That doesn’t mean I can’t find entertainment in...
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