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The Ten Spot: The 10 Best Hiding Spots in Movies

Posted 15 years ago

To try and figure out how to approach this column I just imagined the entire film database playing a game of hide and go seek. Who would win? There’s a million different scenes/scenarios I could have used but this was...

The Ten Spot: My Favorite Movie Moments of 2011

Posted 15 years ago

It surely wasn’t an amazing year for movies but there were still some moments that entertained the shit out of me. From scrumptious asses to furry aliens, here’s the highlights for me of the past year in film. Everybody have...

THE TEN SPOT: 12 Great Fictional Actors

Posted 15 years ago

Yesterday, this list had 87 characters on it. Today, I got drunk and lost that list. What we have left are 12 (+1) of the greatest dudes playin’ the dudes who are playin’ the other dudes. It’s all very confusing....

THE TEN SPOT: Spielberg’s 10 Biggest Mistakes

Posted 15 years ago

Steven Spielberg loves JoBlo.com. He told us so. And believe me when I tell you we love him too. Personally, the dude has directed 3 movies in my top 10 of all time (RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, E.T. &...

The Ten Spot: The 10 Biggest C*ckteases

Posted 15 years ago

So I’m sitting around after basketball with all my tall buddies slamming back a shitload of fine Canadian lager and smelling like the bottom of a pile of assholes. We’re awesome, just ask us. Suddenly, somebody says “I wish whatshername...

THE TEN SPOT: The 10 Hottest Superhero Girlfriends

Posted 15 years ago

Superheroes gotta love too, right? Night after night of fighting crime can take it’s toll on even the most extraordinary of men if they don’t have a warm bosom to snuggle up to at the end of their shift. Sometimes...

THE TEN SPOT: The Cast of My Ultimate Nightmare

Posted 15 years ago

Being brought up on horror movies doesn’t have very many advantages. A lot of the shit I think about doesn’t translate well into the real world. Every time my wife’s cell phone dies I tell her she’s going to be...

THE TEN SPOT: The 12 Worst Movie Neighbours

Posted 15 years ago

I got one of those neighbours that cuts his lawn twice a week. His kid’s trampoline hovers over my swimming pool like a bouncy lifeguard chair and I’m pretty sure his oldest son steals beer out of my garage. As...

THE TEN SPOT: Top 10 Upskirt Moments

Posted 15 years ago

THE TEN SPOT: Top 10 Features in My Movie Dream House

Posted 15 years ago

Whenever I get drunk and wear a nacho hat I get overly-excited. Why can’t I build everything out of nachos, I ask myself. Then it is decided, I will build a guest house out of nachos and live there on...