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Horror Movie Reviews

Into the Dark: Pooka Lives (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A group of childhood friends accidentally create a Creepypasta internet challenge based on the toy Pooka (think a low-rent Furby). It goes as well as you’d expect. Spoilers, not well. LOWDOWN: I was a cord-cutter before it was cool....

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The Other Lamb (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A young woman born into a cult begins to question her faith when forced to endure a long, yet scenic hike. Wait. What? LOWDOWN: I wasn’t sure what to expect from THE OTHER LAMB. I’ve always been fascinated with...

TV Review: Run

Posted 6 years ago

Plot: Ruby Richardson walks away from her ordinary life in the suburbs to revisit her past with her college boyfriend, Billy Johnson, with whom she made a pact 17 years prior that if either one of them texted the word “RUN”...

Survival Skills (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: Jim, a rookie cop trapped in a mid 80s police training video by an omnipotent and malicious Narrator (Keach). For the next hour, we’re going to follow Jim as he navigates his first year as a police officer. He’ll conduct traffic...

The Platform (Netflix Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: Convicts and volunteers alike find themselves trapped in a multi-level prison called The Pit, in which hundreds of people are meant to share the single spread of food lowered down on a platform. REVIEW: Although he has credits on...

TV Review: Westworld III – Episode 1 “Parce Domine”

Posted 6 years ago

This recap/review of Westworld is written with the expectation that everyone who reads this and comments below will have seen the episode already. Thus, if you've yet to see the episode in question, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER. SPOILERS! PLOT: Taking...

True Terror with Robert Englund (TV Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: Robert Englund hosts a horror anthology that finds its stories in newspaper articles from the 1800s and early 1900s. REVIEW: There are only six episodes in the first season of the Travel Channel's new anthology series True Terror with...

The Invisible Man (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: A woman (Elisabeth Moss) escapes her violent husband and thinks she’s safe after she learns that he later committed suicide. But, when strange things start happening to her, she begins to believe her husband’s not really dead and using technology...

Fantasy Island (Movie Review)

Posted 6 years ago

PLOT: Five contest winners arrive at a mysterious island paradise, run by the enigmatic Mr. Roarke (Michael Pena), who promises them that the island will bring their biggest fantasies to life, good or bad. REVIEW: Why reboot “Fantasy Island?” That’s...

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