Seeing how it’s Labor Day here in the States, news is a tad slow. So I thought I’d slap ya with some funny business to help you pass your time. An abridged screenplay of THE DARK KNIGHT, which in case you weren’t aware, just passed $500 million domestic this last week and is so insanely popular that you’re routinely threatened with violence if you refuse to admit it’s anything other than “pretty good”. (Like me!)
Of course, the “screenplay” is mostly a goof, taking easy potshots at the flick. Yet it hits upon obvious flaws that reside in the screenplay. Example:
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
Thanks for catching me, but how are we going to resolve the issue of Heath still terrorizing your party guests upstairs?
BAT-BALE
Maybe if we awkwardly cut to the next scene, nobody will notice that we accidentally lost some pages of the screenplay.
And a personal favorite:
GARY OLDMAN
Alright, I’ll go along with your plan to protect Eckhart’s reputation, somehow looking past the fact that he nearly just shot my son in the fucking face.
It’s full of goodies like that. To give it a peek, head on over HERE!
Banging Maggie Gyllenhaal: With a sack over her head, or without?