I was seven years old when I discovered “Weird Al” Yankovic. I purchased his fifth studio album, “Even Worse,” from a hole-in-the-wall record shop in Port Jefferson, New York, called Music Den, on the morning of a long car ride to Dorney Park & Wildwater Kingdom in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The moment I popped the cassette into my Sony Walkman and hit play, I was transported. Until this point, I mostly listened to Michael Jackson, Prince, and whatever my family was into (Guns N’ Roses, Cream, Stevie Wonder, etc.). So, when Yankovic launched the album with a parody of Jackson’s “Bad,” my young mind was blown. Yankovic (and his band) were not only talented and clever, but also catered to my developing sense of humor. I finally found an artist who, despite already being a legend to so many, felt as if he were put on this earth to open my eyes to a whole new realm of musical possibilities.
From that day forward, I devoured his entire catalog. I’ve even seen him live on three separate occasions. Twice at the Westbury Music Fair in Long Island, and last year at Budweiser Stage in Toronto, Canada. Astonishingly, so many decades later, he never misses a beat. I’ve never formally met him, but in 2022, I accidentally ended up in the same Zoom video chat as him while doing press for Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. We locked eyes for a brief moment, said hello, then poof, he was gone. I never got to tell him how much his music means to me. Still, you know what I can do? Write about it!
This week, I’m attempting the impossible. I’m going to rank the Top 10 Greatest “Weird Al” Yankovic parody songs! I know, I’m so brave. Obviously, this list is subjective as heck, so please feel free to post with your Top 10 in the comments. Let’s take a bite of a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich and get started!
As the opening track to Yankovic’s 2014 album “Madatory Fun,” “Tacky” kicks the door down with authority and explodes with energy. Riffing off Pharrell’s earworm from Universal’s Despicable Me 2 soundtrack, Yankovic‘s version creates an anthem for people with bad taste. Throughout the upbeat track, Yankovic lampoons everyone from people with poor fashion taste to freeloaders, braggers, and people who take selfies at funerals. The song also has a killer, celebrity-filled video, with people like Kristen Schaal, Aisha Tyler, Jack Black, Margaret Cho, and more, hamming it up for the camera. Whenever I’m in a bad mood, I throw on “Tacky,” and crank the volume. It’s a song that brings silver linings to any cloud, and I dare you not to bop along to its cheerful beat.
Another stellar track off “Mandatory Fun” is Yankovic’s transformative food-centric song “Foil.” I don’t typically describe Yankovic’s music as “sexy,” but something about this tune makes me feel like I’m back to when I used to climb the rope in gym class. At first, Al sings about proper food storage, and it’s delightfully informative. Then the song seamlessly transforms into tin-foil-hat sentiments about shadowy governments and lizard people. Thanks to the foundation of Lorde’s 2013 hit, “Royals,” “Foil” is a slick groove with clever lyricism, hypnotic builds, and Doo-wop-like chorus hooks that bring the house down.
Finally, an anthem for my people! Released in 2006 as a part of Yankovic’s 12th studio album, “Straight Outta Lynwood,” “White & Nerdy” is a timeless parody that highlights Al’s ability to self-own while rapping his pants off. While the original song is about police profiling and street racing, Al somehow transmutes the lyrics into a pop culture buffet, with nods to Dungeons & Dragons, being anal about grammar, fluency in Klingon, and other staples of nerd culture. The song is shameless, enthusiastic, and when the woof of that bass hits in the beginning, you’ll feel like you’re driving a Segway at 88 miles per hour. It’s some serious shit.
I’m just as guilty of committing word crimes as the next person. You’ve seen my articles. I’m a mess. However, I can also be a hypocrite while not-so-silently raging when I see people’s grammar online. The mind boggles, friends. Boggles! Thankfully, there’s a song to help exorcise the demons: “Word Crimes,” off Yankovic’s 14th studio album, “Mandatory Fun.” While the original song is considered controversial by some, Yankovic flips the script by educating his listeners about the wonders of linguistics and exposing the phonetic nightmare that is English. It’s a cheerful, groovy track that’ll make you dance and, hopefully, break you of some terrible habits. I feel called out whenever I listen to it, and that’s okay.
Who doesn’t love Oreo cookies? Sure, the crumbs get lodged in your teeth for hours, and your toothpaste looks like charcoal when you spit it out at the end of the day, but after you dunk one of those bad boys in some cold milk, it’s party time! For “The White Stuff,” Yankovic turns a boy-band banger into a tender ode to Nabisco’s greatest cookie, or, more specifically, that sweet cream in the middle. While capturing those classic Tiger Beat vibes of the original song, Al sings about sugar rushes, the delicious black dust that flakes off every Oreo, and the miracles that come from putting that cream filling on everything! God, now I want some Oreos. To the supermarket!
Going from boy bands to pop divas, Yankovic’s “I Think I’m a Clone Now” takes the magic of Tiffany’s cover of the 1967 track by Tommy James and the Shondells and gives it a wacky spin. While the original is about two lovers hiding away from authority for a precious moment together, Al’s version imagines life as a clone, with all its wonders and possibilities. Thanks to the song’s spirited instrumentation, the song floats on a dreamy, wistful energy that pulls you in and doesn’t let go. The production quality of Yankovic’s version is outstanding, and the existential lyrics about an identity crisis are somehow foreign and fantastical. This song makes me want to run alongside lapping waves with my bare feet, smooshing into the sand while flailing my arms—solid ’80s gold, man.
Talk about busting two stings with one bend! When “Weird Al” launched his seventh studio album, “Off the Deep End,” he managed to spoof the song that helped put Nirvana on the map and the entirety of the grunge genre in one go. With “Smells Like Nirvana,” Yankovic takes the flannel-clad, greasy-haired fashion of grunge and Kurt Cobain’s marble-mouthed vocal stylings to task with a parody that introduced him to a whole new generation. At the time, Nirvana was one of the biggest bands in the world, and Yankovic’s lampooning of their “Nevermind” single struck a significant chord with fans who loved to see the enigmatic musician don a blond wig while riling up a gymnasium full of disaffected youths. Yankovic was already a treasured member of the music community before “Smells Like Nirvana,” but this song helped make him an institution.
Legally, under U.S. copyright law, “Weird Al” does not need permission to parody a song. Still, when Coolio discovered he’d released an “unserious” spin on his classic anthem “Gangsta’s Paradise,” the late West Coast rapper was furious. While Coolio failed to see the genius of Yankovic’s opening track for his ninth studio album, “Bad Hair Day,” music lovers on all sides of the aisle rejoiced in the witty absurdity of “Amish Paradise.” Instead of rapping about the harsh realities of street life, Yankovic’s hit single brags about the simplicity of the Amish lifestyle and the gratitude that comes from a hard day’s work. “Amish Paradise” is arguably Yankovic’s most iconic track after more than four decades in the music industry. While the song is undoubtedly a solid gold banger, there are two more that rise above this timeless gem.
No one parodies Michael Jackson as respectfully as “Weird Al” Yankovic. For his second studio album, “Weird Al Yankovic in 3-D,” Al flipped MJ’s 1982 single about gang violence into a high-energy, dance-worthy earworm about the frustrations of people with fussy eating habits, and even the Gloved One himself loved it! “Eat It” is a beat-for-beat recreation of Jackson’s classic “Thriller” tune, and the video even incorporates some of the same dancers from MJ’s original music video. If you were not paying attention to “Weird Al” Yankovic in the ’80s, this is the song that demanded your attention and alerted you to his wacky antics. The song even earned Yankovic his first Grammy Award for Best Comedy Recording!
If you read my intro, it should come as no surprise that I’m crowning “Fat,” the opening track of Yankovic’s fifth studio album, “Even Worse,” as his greatest parody song. Putting aside my personal ties to the track, Al’s anti-fat-shaming spoof of Michael Jackson’s “Bad” is a stone-cold classic. Not only did “Fat” give us Al’s iconic fat suit, but its music video is also one of the funniest in music history. “Fat” is another Michael Jackson parody that had the King of Pop’s blessing. MJ even went so far as to offer the set to Yankovic after he was done using it to film his Moonwalker movie. If you ever want to show someone how outrageous “Weird Al” can be when he’s creating beloved parodies of world-famous songs, “Fat” is the top of the mountain. The song highlights Yankovic’s unabashed love for his craft and his willingness to go above and beyond to entertain. It highlights why he’s the best to make a legendary career out of being playful, respectful, and genuinely kind as a musical artist.
The best “Weird Al” Yankovic parodies don’t simply swap out a few lyrics for laughs. They painstakingly recreate the original song’s melody, arrangement, instrumentation, and vocal style before flipping its subject matter on its head. Whether he’s singing about junk food, grammar, Amish life, or nerd culture, the joke works because the music is treated with complete respect. That commitment to authenticity, combined with razor-sharp wordplay and an obvious affection for the artists he’s parodying, is why Yankovic’s songs continue to entertain audiences decades after the original hits first topped the charts.
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