The new teaser for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn contains a dangerous fetus

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

So no one has been brave enough to post the latest teaser trailer for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (Part 1)? Oh come on! It’s hilarity at its finest, especially this! Plus it preps you for the full length trailer that will be premiering tomorrow. I know you’re secretly excited.

In this teaser, Bella’s vampire fetus hates her so much that he is creating WWIII inside of her uterus. Look, this is what happens when you have a blood thirsty fiend growing in you. What did you think was going to happen? What did I think was going to happen? I wasn’t even aware that an undead vampire had swimmers that were still functional. Logic and science are not friends of TWILIGHT.

The fetus is crushing Bella from the inside out. Guys, why are you laughing? This is serious.

Check out the teaser below.

Source: Yahoo! Movies

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