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Tons o’ lame New Moon

I’m in a bit of a mood today and need to let it out on something. Because of this, I apologize to all the hardcore TWILIGHT geeks out there. For everyone else, I hope you enjoy…

I’m sure you’re all well aware that the sucky sequel to the very sucky TWILIGHT is currently in production. I think it’s called BLUE MOON or GAY MOON or something like that. Regardless, we’ve already fed you (with a grain of salt) pictures and website info and the most homoerotic one-sheet I’ve ever seen.

And now, it looks like we’ve got even more grandiose, light-in-the-loafers pics from the flick for you to ogle. In fact, we have found a ton of pics over at Socialite, just like the disgusting one above and the odd one below. I do have a question regarding the shirtless shot of Rob Pattinson up top. Is his vampire character supposed to have the chicken pox of something in this installment? What’s with all those spots all over his back? If you click to view more images, you’ll see those spots are on his face too. Maybe I just don’t know enough about TWILIGHT lore. Kristen Stewart doesn’t seem to mind the tiny black dots… but maybe she’s just high again.

Regardless, get your fake fangs and wedgie-proof undies ready for November 20th when this LAME MOON rises!

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