Tooth Fairy poster

This is not a leftover poster from the FUNNY PEOPLE viral campaign. Though it seems to have a lot in common with some of George Simmons’ worst films like MERMAN, RE-DO, ASTRO-NOT and CODE GREEN (which actually co-starred The Rock), TOOTH FAIRY is an actual film that will be released this January. It stars some genuinely talented people like Dwayne Johnson, Julie Andrews and Billy Crystal and follows a hockey player who is ordered to serve as the Tooth Fairy for a week. (And to think in “Seinfeld” it was supposed to be ridiculous when the failed NBC pilot followed a man ordered to serve as another man’s butler.) “The Tooth Hurts” indeed. Check out the poster below.