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Top 10: Boobs #2


Every once in awhile someone has an idea that’s so simple, it’s simply genius. Like when Catalano asked if I ever do a sequel to a Top 10 after we discussed what a shame it was that “Tit Shots” had already been done. Well the answer is no, but that doesn’t mean another angle can’t be taken.

So this time the focus is simply on the best boobs in horror. We’re talking about those scenes where an actress and her boobs create a duet of deliciousness that simply cannot be ignored. I’ll give you fair warning that this does not require nudity, although that certainly helps.

And once you’re done enjoying this week’s list, why not spit bullets with other great boobs, and even better, links to make your argument more persuasive, so that everybody can get in on the fun. Boobs! Heh heh.

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WARNING – SOME SPOILERS (AND NSFW LINKS) AHEAD!

5. Cristi Harris’s Boobs, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2



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Yummy. Sometimes a lass just has a rack that seems to defy gravity. When you pair that with an angelic face the mixture is super potent. Sure the sequel may not have been the best film ever, but it sure did offer us a sweet solid look at sublime female flesh. So thanks!

4. Stacey Alden’s Boobs, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS



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I’d have to offer TMI to really get into how special this entry was to my teenage self. Suffice to say that in many ways NOES 3 made me a man, and for that I’ll always love Ms. Alden’s rocking body. And regardless of suspect personal stories, let me just say “Holy shite!”

3. Debi Sue Voorhees’ Boobs, FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING



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Giant, perky and awesome. What more do you want?

2. Julianna Guill’s Boobs, FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)



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I am Jack’s inflamed libido. Sure the kills kinda lost steam early in the joint, but thankfully we get lots of delicious nakedness to make up for it. And the clear winner in the F13 nudist Olympics? Just look up my friends and click that link. You’re welcome.

1. Anna Falchi’s Boobs, CEMETERY MAN



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I’m not sure a better body has walked the earth than that gifted to Anna Falchi. This is the kind of woman that seeing her in person could easily lead to a RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. type physical meltdown. And this movie is great at recognizing that fact, and then providing us simple creatures with ample manna of the stripe that we want to feast. And oh what a feast!

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