Luke Perry and Lauren Holly as our two leads? In a Uwe Boll film? Oh dear…
Yet it’s true y’all, Mr. 90210 and ex-Mrs. Jim Carry look to be joining forces to save the world in the post-apocalyptic FINAL STORM, the newest film from dross-hound Uwe Boll. Please, please…contain the glee!
I know it’s hard to keep track of all Boll’s projects, dude only helms like 8 at a time, but don’t fret, we got your back. In case you’ve never heard of FINAL STORM, check out how it shapes up:
From writer Tim McGregor, A stranger named Silas flees from a devastating storm and finds refuge with Tom and Gillian on their farm. While struggling with the Storm, Silas seems to be the only one who can help Tom and Gillian to find their son but there are other more dangerous forces out there, that are waiting for the three.
Yeah, I just don’t know what to make of that rundown. Even in the hands of the most skilled filmmaker, I wouldn’t be able to make heads or tails of such a premise. But with Boll on the reins…speechless!
Steve Bacic, Cole Heppel, Blu Mankuma and Michael Eklund also star in the film.
Nab yourself a copy of FINAL STORM on DVD May 17th. Can’t wait, PRE-ORDER THAT SHITE RIGHT HERE.