We’re now less than three weeks until Alexandre Aja’s hyper-gruesome PIRANHA 3-D masticates theaters. As such, Dimension just unrolled a new U.K. quad poster for the joint…so if you like top-dropping, beer-toting hotties about to get their ass chewed to pieces…I suggest copping a look below!
Going by all the pics and posters for the flick we’ve seen in the past, I wonder if the girl in the new look happens to be Kelly Brook. After-all, we’ve seen her rock a similar red bikini in a number of shots, and she is more of an ancillary character, so it’s not all that farfetched that she ends up getting turned into lunch. Could be a spoiler-ish slip up on Dimension’s part of this proves true, ay?
PIRANHA 3-D is set in Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.
See 3D show its teeth August 20th!