Vicky Cristina reel

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What I have for you right here is the promotional reel for Woody Allen’s VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA and it’s pretty much the best thing I have ever seen. Beware, it’s probably NSFW, if where you work is against moderate sexuality. It is definitely NSFW if where you work is against things that kick ass and are awesome.

The film, written and directed by Woody Allen, centers on a painter (Javier Bardem) who enters into a relationship with two American tourists (Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall). Conflict ensues when his jealous ex-girlfriend (Penelope Cruz) turns up. In the end, cyborg babies led by Kanye West invade the Earth and drop-kick orphans just for the fun of it, because with the clear Johansson on Cruz lesbianism, it has already been decided that this is the best film of all time.

Source: Moviefone

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