“… it’s not just about the ability to carry a gun, but I love the idea of monkeys coming together to accomplish a goal… Part of it is we’re naming them to give them identifiable features, whenever you can get personalities in there, it’s going to be fun.”
Are these monkeys talking to each other? I don’t know. Look, I’ll be honest, I started out writing this story because I thought it would be an easy opportunity to make fun of something, but I’ve been thinking about it for like twenty minutes and I can’t come up with anything. Military monkeys hunting two dudes in an underground facility? Throw a half naked chick with insecurities and this might be the greatest film ever made.