We got word from Palm Pictures that their seriously f*cked up stuck in the woods with some crazies tale CALVAIRE (THE ORDEAL) is opening August 11 exclusively at Cinema Village in New York City. Here’s the skinny on the flick:
After performing at a nursing home, traveling singer Marc Stevens takes to the road for his next concert. But when his car breaks down in the middle of the isolated backcountry, he’s forced to seek refuge in a rural inn. He’s taken in by Bartel, a lonely and psychologically
fragile innkeeper who promises to help. When Marc catches him dismantling his car, he realizes that the innkeeper has other plans for him-sadistic plans that will push him beyond the bounds of human pain and suffering…
The trailer promises all kinds of madness and also has the most awesome text that I’ve seen in some time – What’s the worst that could happen? Ask the pig. I don’t even know if that makes sense as you’re reading it, but in context it’s pretty great.