While Woody Allen’s obsession with Scarlett Johansson isn’t quite over just yet, he’s apparently started auditioning candidates to pick up where Johansson’s glorious rack left off. The right and below pictured dangerously hot actress/model, Simona Fusco Stratten, has landed a role opposite Michael Cera and the aforementioned Johansson in Allen’s segment of the upcoming anthology film NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU. The plot is, of course, being kept under wraps and all that’s know about Stratten’s character is that she’s a “love interest”. Of whom? Not known at this point but if Allen really wants to celebrate the “love” in the film’s title, he’ll make her Johansson’s love interest. Yes, that was a lesbian joke. Hey, when a magnificent, sparkling ass like Stratten’s is staring you in the face, the big brain stops working, alright?
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