Jonah wields Machete?
There’s a certain movie I have seen that I’m not allowed to talk about but I will say this: Jonah…
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
There’s a certain movie I have seen that I’m not allowed to talk about but I will say this: Jonah…
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Remember that fake MACHETE trailer Robert Rodriguez directed for GRINDHOUSE? Well, it’s now a feature film. While I was on…
Even though it’s coming out in April, MACHETE was an idea that came out of the 90’s. Danny Trejo spoke…
While it seemed like MACHETE was destined to go directly to DVD when we first heard it would be expanded…
It’s kind of eerie the way that the plot of MACHETE, which revolves heavily around the politics of illegal immigration,…
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