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Horror Movie Hotties: Deadly Blessing (1981)

Today we'll be stepping back in time, all the way to the year 1981, when the Sharon Stone chiller DEADLY BLESSING hit theaters. I know not everyone is as big a fan of nude actresses from the early '80's as I am, but it doesn't hurt to tip our hats to the ladies who started the cliche once in a while. That cliche being whenever there's some creepy, eery music playing,...

Horror Movie Hotties: Hell Baby (2012)

Today's horror hottie is Riki Lindhome, whom you may know from the new-ish IFC comedy series "Garfunkel & Oates". However, if you haven't seen HELL BABY (2012), you might be surprised by how stark-naked she's willing to get for the sake of, uhm, "comedy". Yes, HELL BABY is yet another spoof of horror movies about new homeowners' moving-in...

Horror Movie Hotties: Lake Dead (2007)

Put down that battle-ax and let's take some time to look at a scene from the teen horror flick LAKE DEAD (2007). Either that title was grabbed out of a basket, along with the entire plot of the movie, or they constructed some sort of "horror movie name" randomizer, and that's what came out. It wouldn't be more unbelievable than the fact that this film was actually...

Horror Movie Hotties: House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim

The way we've kept up with this train of topless women from crappy horror sequels is astounding. It blows my mind like zombie brains. Speaking of zombies, did you ever check out HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2: DEAD AIM, based on the sequel based on the video game? Even with its reputation for sucking the big one, I have to assume there are some people out there who enjoyed the first HOUSE OF...

Horror Movie Hotties: Machete Kills (2013)

SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR comes out this weekend, which gives us an excuse to check out some delicious dames from another Robert Rodriguez project, MACHETE KILLS. Even if there were no excuse, there's never a bad time to ogle some hot women in a Rodriguez flick, many of which are jam-packed with gratuitous T&A. Today, we'll be getting two hotties for one, Amber...

Horror Movie Hotties: Friday the 13th (2009)

Summer is running on its last legs now, so it probably seems like the ideal time to go camping in the woods with some friends. Then again, if you're familiar with our ski mask-wearing buddy Jason Voorhees, it might not. Jason's reputation may have not been in the best hands in 2009, but it didn't leave a large enough dent to lose a true fans interest in continuing the...

Horror Movie Hotties: Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009)

It's time to take a peek-a-boo at a scene from a low budget horror flick with one of the most ridiculous concepts ever, BLOOD NIGHT: THE LEGEND OF MARY HATCHET. The title is just almost as bad as the plot, which revolves around the legend of a girl who gets her first period, and due to menstrual psychosis, winds up going on a hatchet-in-hand killing spree. Subsequently, "Mary...

Horror Movie Hotties: Embrace of the Vampire (1995)

Remember when the entertainment factor surrounding vampires revolved around sex? Oh, right, we're still in that day and age now. It's just that back in 1995, they knew how to do it right. If you disagree, then I refer you to these select scenes from EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE, featuring the very talented and very topless Alyssa Milano . Honestly, there's so much sex in this...

Horror Movie Hotties: Masters of Horror (2007)

Sometimes I wish we had more horror anthology television shows, but then I remember, they often get killed off by the networks faster than their characters. It's not because they're bad, per se, they just don't have the same kind of hook that gets a fan base tuning in every week. MASTERS OF HORROR, for example, was far from lousy, yet it was cancelled after just two seasons....

Horror Movie Hotties: Vamp U (2013)

Say someone tells you there's a recent mixed genre flick, and it's essentially a sex-comedy set in college and it involves bloodsucking beasts… Right from the get-go, that sounds pretty awesome, right? How could you go wrong? Well, let VAMP U (2013) show you just how that's possible. Crestfallen as I am to admit, I actually watched most of this movie, and with an open mind, too. The...

Horror Movie Hotties: 2001 Maniacs (2005)

Have you ever been on a road trip to Spring Break, but your friend takes a detour which lands you in a small town in Georgia where they're celebrating the American Civil War by killing off young tourists? Don't ya just hate when that happens? That's basically the scenario in 2001 MANIACS, the remake of 1964's TWO THOUSAND MANIACS. If you ask me, the red-blooded teens in...

Horror Movie Hotties: Shark Night 3D (2011)

The sun is shining bright and the ocean waves are looking more enticing than ever. But as hot as it may be, if there's one great reason to avoid dipping your toes that seawater, it's f*cking sharks. Sharks are vicious bastards who could be viewed as either mother nature's official warning or giant middle finger to us human beings, telling us to "stay the f*ck out"....
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