1st New Moon poster!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

I guess if you were a college student taking a photoshop class and your assignment was to do a quick-and-easy cover for a dimestore romance paperback, you could do a lot worse than the teaser poster for NEW MOON. Pardon me, THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. Then again, I guess that’s kind of the point, as these books (and now movies) are like cheesy junk food for your brain. (Just don’t tell the author – or her legion of fans – that.)

What this flick about? Based on the poster, I surmise it involves a vampire rubbing butts with a Native American dude, who is less than pleased about the act. Their concerned hair-stylist stands nearby, just in case more gel is demanded for their bizarrely shaped coifs… I could do more research, but I think that’s pretty spot-on.

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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