I guess if you were a college student taking a photoshop class and your assignment was to do a quick-and-easy cover for a dimestore romance paperback, you could do a lot worse than the teaser poster for NEW MOON. Pardon me, THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. Then again, I guess that’s kind of the point, as these books (and now movies) are like cheesy junk food for your brain. (Just don’t tell the author – or her legion of fans – that.)
What this flick about? Based on the poster, I surmise it involves a vampire rubbing butts with a Native American dude, who is less than pleased about the act. Their concerned hair-stylist stands nearby, just in case more gel is demanded for their bizarrely shaped coifs… I could do more research, but I think that’s pretty spot-on.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON opens, obviously, on NOVEMBER 20th. It stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Tyler Lautner, Michael Sheen (dude, what are you doing?), Dakota Fanning, and Nikki Reed (pictured below). I’m fairly certain you can start buying tickets now on Fandango…