2 Humpty posters!

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Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Back in April, my homeboy Jared told you about a kooky-sounding little flick on the horizon called HUMPTY DUMPTY, about a half-human, half-alien creature who embarks on a murderous rampage after his alien mother is abused by two rednecks in the Deep South. No, you’re not mistaken – that’s the greatest plotline in cinema history.

So here we have a couple of promo posters, courtesy of HUMPTY’s Myspace page. There are a few more there, but these two are the goods. To see the rest, head on over HERE.

HUMPTY DUMPTY is, surprisingly, not just some piece of junk being made on the cheap. It comes to us from director David R. Ellis, best known for SNAKES ON A PLANE and FINAL DESTINATION 2 (as well as the 4th FD flick, due out in August). I know he’s not Scorsese, but he’s still a notable name, considering how much this movie seems like it should be destined for a VHS $1 bin circa 1995.

Source: Myspace

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