Your Highness gets another much needed red band, Portman ass-filled trailer

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I can’t think of many movies that benefit more from a red band trailer than YOUR HIGHNESS. The crudeness in medieval times is the main joke, and strip all that out and it’s not quite as effective.

Thankfully all that and more is back in this second R-rated spot for the film. It features all the usual cursing but also 98% nude wood nymphs and no less than four different shots of Natalie Portman’s ass in a thong. These guys know marketing, and I’m glad they cut out that digitially edited bikini shit they were doing before.

Watch the trailer below, or check it out in higher def over at MSN. Much props to Mr. Mike Sampson with possibly the greatest preview screencap we’ve ever had on the site. 

Source: MSN

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