Uwe Boll’s next cinematic masterpiece: Blubberella?

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Apparently not content with poking fun at 9/11 and the Holocaust, cinematic master of disaster Uwe Boll is bringing it back to the tried-and-true simplicity of making fun of fat people.

Website Quiet Earth has come across a poster (in shitty quality here to your right) and a synopsis for what’s supposedly Uwe Boll’s next film, BLUBBERELLA. Is this for real or some sort of sick joke? If it’s a joke, it’s not funny. If it’s real, it’s… not surprising.

Here’s the film’s “official” and very brief synopsis, according to the Boll camp:

“The first female fat superhero … She will kick major ass – with her major ass … All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!”

That’s it. That’s the synopsis.

Last we heard of Dr. Boll was back in September when the aforementioned trailer for his film AUSCHWITZ was revealed to a poor and unsuspecting readership. If you’ll re-read that article, Boll didn’t exactly have the kindest things to say about JoBlo.com and our movie-reporting friends. Knowing that the good doctor does indeed read this, what have you Schmoes have to say to him about this latest piece of work?

Source: Quiet Earth (via Twitch)

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