It all started when this new poster for The Tourist debuted

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You just can’t cram all that pretty into one poster.

Actually they did.

THE TOURIST actually looks like it might be a good film. I mean seriously, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie teamed together, do you really think it could fail? People will be all over this!

Not all posters can be legends though right? The looks on their faces make me want to create some sort of hilarious dialogue between the two of them. Given it would probably be sort of childish. Like Johnny Depp whispering that he farted or something. I’m already giggling. Also, check out that light on Angelina’s chin.

The poster is just sort of blah. Maybe you’ll like it. Check it out below.

Source: JoBlo.com

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