Movie-A-Minute

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With Hollywood on standby for Oscar weekend, news at this hour is a bit hard to come by. So, instead of reporting yet another Ashton Kutcher casting, let’s have some fun with this website, which takes some classic movies, and essentially summarizes them in a few brief sentences. Check out the example for TITANIC:

Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.

Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)

THE END

If it were me, I would have included Kate’s boobies in there somewhere, because as far as I’m concerned, they were as crucial a plot point as any. No one’s perfect, I guess.

Source: rinkworks

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

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