MTV have uncovered that Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson and Matthew McConaughey will be making a heist adventure film together. Nothing is known about the plot yet except that it is likely Johansson will be playing a hot chick with huge cans. I’m not saying she doesn’t have range but you make lemonade outta lemons is all.
Of course, lord knows if this is actually true or not. Caine, of course, single-handedly setting the false Batman 3 rumors alight a couple of weeks back. Hopefully it is though, since action adventure is really the only thing I enjoy McConaughey doing. Johansson on the other hand, put that chick in a movie tossing orphans into Mount Doom and I’m still picturing her in a field of wheat with me playing with our kids and braiding each other’s hair.
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