Hills to Sorority Row

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Empty-headed moron Audrina Patridge looks set to go from “The Hills” to SORORITY ROW. According to Bloody-Disgusting, Patridge will co-star with Rumer Willis and Briana Evigan in the upcoming horror flick THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW. According to me, she couldn’t get killed off fast enough. Patridge spends her time as the vacuous best friend to Lauren Conrad on MTV’s perplexingly popular “The Hills.” She was reported to be cast in INTO THE BLUE 2 but that project is still in pre-production and SORORITY is shaping up to be her feature acting debut. Before starring in “The Hills,” Patridge auditioned to be in Playboy (for which she was not approved) and those photos were leaked onto the web (you can check them out courtesy our buds at WWTDD). I can only fear that one day she’ll launch some sort of singing career at which point I’ll tighten up the noose and call it a life. SORORITY ROW is scheduled to begin filming this October in Pittsburgh.

Source: BD

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