UPDATE – Yes, we know this is completely bullshit but it’s a fun rumor to discuss…
Lately it seems as though every other day I’m posting something on this site about Quentin Tarantino. After disappearing from the limelight briefly with the failure of his GRINDHOUSE experiment, QT is back with a vengeance. After the casting of Brad Pitt and Eli Roth in his already hotly anticipated INGLORIOUS BASTARDS made waves all over the net, Tarantino is sure to have bloggers working in overdrive in an attempt to dissect this latest rumour.
Get this. “Word” out of Hollywood is that Tarantino has approached none other than Britney Spears to star in his planned remake of the cult classic FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! Before you all get amped up about this potentially earth-shattering news, I must stress that this is ONLY a rumour and is about as truthful as me telling a girl that I actually care about her.
However, if it were true (which it’s not), it would be a brilliant move by Tarantino. It would automatically create a huge buzz (not like he needs it) around the film as many will clamor to see Britney in a potential comeback-of-the-century role. Let’s face it, we’ve all seen her music videos and we’ve all pleasured ourselves accordingly. She was smoking hot. And if anyone can make Britney desirable again, it’s QT
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