In the wake of director Mark Romanek’s rather abrupt departure from the remake of THE WOLF MAN, both Quint and AICN grand poobah Harry Knowles have checked with reliable sources and come up with three possible replacements for the ONE HOUR PHOTO director. Quint’s inside source tells him that Universal may be looking to either SAHARA train wreck helmsman Breck Eisner or J.J. Abrams puppet CLOVERFIELD director Matt Reeves to explore Benicio Del Toro’s lycanthropic tendencies. Clickie for a little tidbit on who else Reeves is looking to bring to the big screen. And Knowles’ extremely reliable source informs him that go-to last minute replacement director Brett “The Rat” Ratner may work his blockbuster magic to deliver an easily digestible wolf-themed Hollywood winner. Hey, as long as there’s booze and hot extras on hand for Ratner to bang, he’ll blow all kinds of shit up around Del Toro, get him a hottie to bump uglies with and make Universal hella green.
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