Damn you, James Marsden! Why is it that you get to act alongside Cameron Diaz in Richard Kelly’s THE BOX, and I don’t? You’re probably going to waste your opportunity by not even trying to mack her! I guarantee that if I were co-starring as Cameron Diaz’s husband, we’d totally be making out in real life within two weeks, max. Dude, why aren’t you even going to try? Just because she dated Justin Timberlake (sexiest guy on earth), it doesn’t mean that you have to be so crippled by your own insecurities that you can’t even make an attempt. Listen James—you were just cast in a horror movie with Cameron Diaz, about a troubled couple who receive a mysterious box that makes them instantly wealthy, but also kills a complete stranger, and it’s being directed by the guy who made DONNIE DARKO. If that’s not a recipe for romance, I don’t know what is. You should go for it bro, because you’ll regret it if you don’t. Trust.
Marsden in Diaz’s box
Source:
The Hollywood Reporter
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