Wii are Spielberg

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Steven Spielberg, unsatisfied at being the supreme overload of just the movie world, has decided to conquer an even more profitable industry: pornography. Jurassic Pork will be released–ok, jokes over. The actual billion dollar industry in question is the video game one, as it was announced back in October of 2005 that Spielberg will be Midas-touching the next-gen console world in an exclusive partnership with Electronic Arts. Well today comes word that Spielberg’s first game will be for the Nintendo Wii, under the working title of ‘Wii Spielberg.’ No other details have surfaced about the game, but we can expect its release sometime before the end of the 2008 fiscal year. It’s a little surprising that Spielberg would choose the least cinematic console out of the ‘Big Three’, but the man must have his reasons, and being who he is, they are certainly the right ones.

Source: Filmick

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