Heather Locklear to spoof Black Swan as twisted mother in Scary Movie 5

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

In a casting choice perfectly attuned with the very irrelevance of its own existence, Heather Locklear has just landed a motherly role in SCARY MOVIE 5. Yes, Heather Locklear!

Deadline has it that Locklear (seen right) will play Ashley Tisdale’s mom on the flick, which will be molded after the obsessively doting Barbra Hershey character in BLACK SWAN. Molly Shannon will trade lines as the Winona Ryder type character.

Also featuring Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Craig Bieko, Simon Rex, Roland Powell and Erica Ash:

SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

SCARY MOVIE 5 drops April 19, 2013.

Source: Deadline

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