Hypothermia helmer casts NCIS star Pauley Perrette as the Girl from Mars

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

James Felix McKinney, director of the low-budget satirical horror flick SATAN HATES YOU, as well as the upcoming monster mash HYPOTHERMIA (which stars The Rooker), has settled on his next project, a more congenial-sounding flick called THE GIRL FROM MARS.

THE GIRL FROM MARS tells the story of a lonely geek whose life is transformed when he meets the girl of his dreams (Perrette) who claims to be a visitor from another planet.

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