Face-eating Orcs attack in… Orcs! We’ve got the trailer and poster here!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Say what you want about ORCS!, the horror-comedy about the mythological beasts invading a small town, it has a pretty good tagline: “They will eat your face off!”

Now for the rest of it… Well, its heart seems to be in the right place, even if the supposed funny bits within the trailer aren’t particularly funny, and on the whole it looks to be a silly time-waster at best. Still, you’ve got to admire the shamelessness in associating themselves with LORD OF THE RINGS and WORLD OF WARCRAFT. They make it sound like they hired the same actors from the Orcs Union…

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