Flying onto DVD and Blu-ray shelves two weeks from today (October 26th) is Kaare Andrews’ monster-in-the-sky ditty ALTITUDE, for which we just procured three new quad posters. Frankly, if Julianna Guill and Jessica Lowndes weren’t front and center…I’d have tossed these suckers out quicker than Deanna Favre inevitably does her hubby…
As it stands, the two smokin’ twenty-somethings are on display here, unfortunately sharing at least one frame with a Bieber-haired duo of sissies and a knuckle-cracking meat-neck. Notice how the dude on the left is leering at the dude on the right…doing so with an unforgiving “You’re Not Upstaging Me, Van Der Beek” emo-glare. Pure comedy!
Penned by Paul A. Birkett – ALTITUDE follows a group of teens on a weekend getaway aboard a small plane that suddenly turns deadly for the rookie pilot (Jessica Lowndes) and four young friends: Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th, “90210”), Ryan Donowho (Bandslam, “The O.C.”), Landon Liboiron (“Degrassi: The Next Generation”) and Jake Weary (“As the World Turns”). Minutes after the group takes-off, an unexplained malfunction sends the aircraft climbing out of control into the heart of a mysterious storm. Unable to get their bearings or contact the ground, the survivors gradually realize they are locked in combat with a terrifying supernatural force.
With two weeks from release, pre-order ALTITUDE on DVD HERE, Blu-ray HERE.
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