Boy these idiots make me laugh!
In case you haven’t had a chance to see Alexandre Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D, and face it – since the movie only made $10 million last weekend – you probably didn’t…you may not be aware of a subplot involving Jerry O’Connell and his sleazy sidekick Paul Scheer. You see, O’Connell’s a Joe Francis type mogul who runs an operation called Wild Wild Girls. You don’t have to guess what that entails, as a new 2-and-a-half-minute viral reel featuring his ultra-salacious wares are on full display. TGIF folks, it’s f*ckin’ bikini time!
To be honest, I didn’t realize how many porn stars Aja cast in this bastard, but what else do you expect from a 32 year old Frenchman? By the looks of the extended cat listing, I see that Ashlynn Brooke and Gianna Michaels bring mighty big parts to their bit parts…if ya dig what I’m sayin’.
Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break; a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents.
I urge you to go see PIRANHA 3-D now. NOW!!!
Riley Steele’s ass is pure literature!
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