Just yesterday we hit you up with an exclusive clip from the bloody insane MACHETE (rewatch it right HERE) and today another clip has come in, this one featuring the lovely ladies Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. While there’s no action in the clip, my gut tells me that these two want to get down and dirty – in every way. It’s pretty obvious from the way they glare at each other. Or am I just being a pervert who likes hot chicks fighting and/or getting it on with eac other? No, didn’t think so…
In reality, Alba is playing a special agent who is giving Rodriguez’ taco-making badass a hard time. And the sexual tension is palpable-! Dammit, there I go again… Just watch it below and see for yourself.
Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
MACHETE opens on SEPTEMBER 3rd.
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