See Piranha 3-D hottie Kelly Brook on the cover of next month’s Playboy!

By Jake Dee

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

English uber-hottie Kelly Brook looks to make a serious international splash in this month’s PIRANHA 3-D, and if this next piece of news is any indication…I’d say you’re gonna have to refill the f*ckin’ pool!

You see, the sexy stunner will be gracing the cover of next month’s Playboy magazine, replete with a full nude centerfold spread. Unfortunately we don’t have the titillating stills we all want, but we do have the sultry cover shot (below) as well as a PG airbrushed look (above) for you to leer at!

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Here’s what the scorching 30 year old had to say about her involvement in the gentleman’s publication:

“I’m not 20 anymore. My boobs are real, and they even hang a little.”

Well…certainly nothing wrong with that, Kel. Any dude tells you otherwise, shoot me a call, I straighten him right the f*ck out!

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PIRANHA 3-D shows its teeth August 20th.

Source: Playboy

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