You know, after eagerly anticipating the release of Alexandre Aja’s ocean of blood in PIRANHA 3-D, I’m actually starting to reel it back a bit. After-all, what will I do when the film comes and goes, and my task of providing you all with smokin’ hot shots from the set goes out the window?!?
If that logic makes little sense to you, I implore you to simply cop a gander at the new looks below, which feature more tasty T&A from the delectable female cast. Riley Steele, Kelly Brooke, Jessica Szhor…and dozens of nameless extras…all getting down with get down (Artifacts reference, for the one cat who recognizes)!
These new looks come courtesy of Dimension and TheWildWildGirls.com, which you can visit to see even more salacious goodies (hint…they don’t have pasties!)
Biting the hell out of theatergoers August 20th, PIRANHA 3-D is set in Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.
Lisa Shue, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Chris Lloyd, Dick Dreyfus, Eli Roth and Jerry O’Connell all star.
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